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KOONSULTANCY · A ROGUELIKE DECKBUILDER ABOUT ERP CONSULTANCY

Bill the hours.
Outrun the scope.

Your timesheet is a poker hand. Play combinations, hire colleagues who make every sprint better and burn out doing it, and stay ahead of a scope that only ever grows. A roguelike deckbuilder about the life of an ERP consultant — free, straight in your browser.

Play now, freeHow it plays →

In your browser · no account · no download · also on itch.io

One run, straight from the game · with sound

01 / HOW IT PLAYS

Three things you learn in the first five minutes.

Your timesheet is a poker hand.Three of a kind is a Steering Committee, four a Core Competency, five a Best Practice. Hours × rate × scope.
The playing field: eight cards, the team as personnel passes, and hours × rate × scope.
Hire them. Burn them out.69 colleagues with a personnel pass and one effect. They get promoted when they help, and call in sick when they help too much.
The drinks: colleagues as personnel passes, a consumable and a certification.
Seven phases. One handover document.Every phase ends with Evil Corp at the table, every round with a final boss, and every project with a document nobody reads.
The end of a run: the handover document with what was billed and the open items.

02 / IN THE FLESH

Here's what it looks like.

Straight from the browser version.

Your timesheet is a poker hand: five cards selected on the playing field, the team as personnel passes, and the sum hours × rate × scope.
Pick the engagement: two manila folders on the map, a scoping study with a target and fee, or networking drinks.
Hire them, burn them out: the drinks, where colleagues are for hire as personnel passes.
Seven phases, one go-live: the project timeline from The Blueprint to Hypercare.
A handover document nobody reads: a won run, with what was billed and the open items.

OUT NOW

Play it now, free.

Koonsultancy is a free card game about the life of an ERP consultant, playable straight in your browser. Build your team, work through the seven phases, and try to stay ahead of scope — Evil Corp doesn't wait.

Play now, offline tooOr play on itch.io →The full leaderboard →

On your phone you can add it to your home screen: in Safari via Share → Add to Home Screen, in Chrome via Install.