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Koonsultancy is a roguelike deckbuilder about the life of an ERP consultant. Every sprint you play cards from your hand: three of a kind is a Steering Committee, four is a Core Competency, five is a Best Practice. Hours times rate times scope is what you bill. The scope goes up. It always goes up.

Sixty-nine colleagues, each with a face, a personnel pass and one effect, make every sprint better and burn out doing it. Seven phases, from Blueprint to Hypercare, each end with Evil Corp at the table: a competitor who quotes four times your price and wins half the tenders anyway. Every finished project ends in a handover document. Nobody reads it. You collect them.

Made by one ERP consultant who has sat through enough steering committees to tell the tale. No ads, no tracking, no account needed.

• 52 cards, 69 colleagues, 32 certifications, 22 consumables, a casino wheel called Crazy Time.
• Eight consulting firms with their own rules, four partner levels from Bronze to Platinum, four final bosses, and endless after that.
• A daily challenge with one seed for everyone and one leaderboard.
• Four original soundtracks that add a layer per phase and go off-key when the scope does.
• Plays in the browser, installs on your phone, runs offline. Full controller support and a Steam Deck layout.

Email info@koonsultancy.com. There's no publisher, no PR agency and no steering committee; you'll hear back from the person who makes the game.

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